Ckeck in here. This is the check in thread.

[goindeep]

If you read this, check in. Just wondering how often folks stop in and read the new posts and to see what the traffic on the forum is like lately.

Theres supposed to be a forum software update comin soon. Not alot of new features, but a few, and a better looking layout, IMO. Not sure when it will be comin, but its comin.

Anyway, just bump this thread with some words. Words of wisdom always welcome, but any ole words will do.

Thanks.



p.s. FISH ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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[diggin4grouper]

lifes short fish naked ;D

[filletnrelease]

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

[goredwings]

The Fishing Groom
A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car. As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing.

He is out all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up his lantern and goes back out at night. This goes on for a couple of days when the man happens to stop by the desk. The clerk starts a conversation with the man and mentions his behavior.

"I know it's none of my business, but I was wondering why you weren't having sex with your new wife."

"Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhea."

"Well, what about anal sex?"

"Couldn't do that; she has diarrhea."

"There is always oral sex."

"Nope, she has pyorrhea."

"Wait a second. If she has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorrhea, why did you marry her?"

"That's easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!"

[bill jacques]

LOL

[bodysnatcher]

You guys going to start fishing naked. I'm putting a hot poker to my eyes.LOL

[filletnrelease]

Three guys fishing in a boat, the first one says "I had to promise to paint the house to get to come fishing". The second fellow says " that's nothing I had to promise to remodel the kitchen". They asked the third fellow what he had to promise, he said "I wake up at 5:00 AM, roll over nudge my wife and ask, sex or fishing, she says don't forget your sweater.

[estreetbrat]

In

[havetofish]

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home . He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.


Upstairs the wife thinks (no dummy she), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'


She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You would think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'


He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

[Tommy]

Here

[jamesk]

Im here every day just dont post much as I have never fished the skyway

[albatross]

I read that "thing" about the couple at the lake resort, and that s-it is the most disgusting piece of crap I have ever come across in my entire life. I could not read any more for fear I would see something just as horrible. I am sick to my stomach. Of all the many nice and funny things to write about, how could any right-thinking human being think of such a stupid and nasty composition of words as funny? I know this will have an adverse effect on my fishing from now on.

[ripnlips]

it's my gf's b-day today and she said that she wanted something sleek, shiny, and go from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds.....


so i got her a bathroom scale.

happy birthday!

[tylerdurden]

The Master Baiter checking in

[steelcity]

[thefishslayer]

FFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[OldCrab]

Im here every day

[grouperscooper]

CHECK WEEKLY TO SEE WHATS GOIN ON.

[no1painter]

My wife ask me to take her out to some expensive place. I took her to the gas station. That's when the fight started.

On the way home the other day this fellow pulled out in front of me and stops suddenly and I hit the rear of his car. When the fellow got out I saw he was one of the little people. He marched over to my car window and said I am not Happy and I said so which one are you? Thats when the fight started. Painter

[bcc]

I read them all but somebody here likes to bash me so i usually dont bother to sign in anymore. Peace out

[diggin4grouper]

10 Common Fishing Terms Explained


Angler : An obsessed individual who owns a house that is falling down due to neglect, a truck whose color can best be described as Rust-Oleum, and a pristine boat that he chamois' down methodically before and after each trip.

Knot : (1) An insecure connection between your hook and fishing line. (2) A permanent tangle on your spinning reel which forces you to go out and buy a bigger, better, much more expensive rig.

Landing Net : A net used to help drag a large wiggling fish, or an inebriated fishing buddy, on board.

Live Bait : The biggest fish you'll handle all day.

Quiet Water : Your surroundings after you stop cursing your bad luck and fall asleep at the reel.

Skunked fisherman : One who returns to the boat ramp many, many hours after his buddies have gone home so that there are no witnesses to his catch or lack thereor.

Sinker : (1) A weight attached to a lure to get it to the bottom. (2) The nickname of your boat.

Thumb : A temporary hook holder.

Treble Hook : Triples the odds of your catching a fish. Quadruples the odds of your getting the hook caught in your thumb (see above).

Trolling : What you do after you've lost a $500 rod and reel set-up overboard.

[jmfishin]

hi

[riverviewsteve]

Hey ripinlips the last time I heard that one
he got shot too.
Steve

[mamabear]

read everyday

[fishonfishoff]

Back to reading the board. Tight lines all.

[montylfl]

Reading daily.

Have not fished either pier since the east side has been closed. Used to go twice a month but still pissed about the closure and lack of responses from the people we pay to represent us. I know not the right approach but whatever.

Been fishing the dunedin area and pier 60. Pier 60 has been hot until last week when water got a little dirty. Most Trout, redfish and nice macks during the day. Night time some oversized Snook and reds.

[festeroo031985]

im on just about everyday just dont get out that often but i like reading the report.

[fishindad]

Typically I check in everyday.

Fishindad

[Look'n4Tuna]

Try to check in everday. gotta know what
's going on!!

[bigmackattack]

hey yall