Post by fishtailz on Sept 10, 2023 6:01:59 GMT -5
I recently obtained a sample copy of the upcoming Skyway Pier test from FWC Headquarters. Please feel free to study it so you are fully prepared when the time comes. Question #1. Why is this test being given? A. To piss off fishermen. B. To satisfy FOP. C. To save the Pelicans. D. All of the above. Correct-D. Question #2. Why do Pelicans harrass fishermen? A. They do it for fun. B. They don't know any better. C. They like to piss them off. D. All of the above. Correct-D. Question #3. Why can't Pelicans see fishing line? A. The sun is in their eyes. B. They can, they just like to piss off fishermen. C. They need glasses. D. All of the above. Correct-D. Question #4. How do Pelicans learn to steal fish? A. From their parents. B. At Pelican school. C. From the Dolphins. D. All of the above. Correct-D. Question #5. How do you unhook a Pelican? A. Very carefully B. With needlenose pliers. C. Get a FOP person D. All of the above. Correct-D. Question #6. What is the first thing you should do when you hook a Pelican? A. Curse at it very loudly. B. Set the hook. C. Give it mouth to beak resesucitation. D. All of the above. Correct-A. Question #7. If you can't remove the hook from a Pelican, what should you do? A. Cry B. Call 911 C. Kill it D. All of the above. Correct-B. Question #8. Why do Pelicans eat fish? A. They are hungry. B. They can't buy pork. C. To piss off the Dolphins. D. All of the above. Correct-D. Question #9. What do Pelicans taste like? A. Fish. B. Chicken. C. Hell. D. All of the above. Correct-D. Question# 10. What have you learned from this test? A. Nothing. B. Everything. C. Keep smiling. D. All of the above. Correct-D. Well, there it is. Hope this helps . I am guessing the questions on the official test will be somewhat different, but this gives us an idea of what is to come. Good Luck.