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Post by installman on Jun 29, 2009 21:03:44 GMT -5
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America!
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Post by bcc on Jun 29, 2009 21:36:35 GMT -5
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Post by eaglesfanguy on Jun 30, 2009 1:07:37 GMT -5
DEAL!!!!!!!!
Time to weed out the weakest links!
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Post by filletnrelease on Jun 30, 2009 8:56:14 GMT -5
I'm in. Might want to circle a few convenience stores and some motels for good measure.
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Post by montylfl on Jun 30, 2009 22:36:36 GMT -5
Damm I might get some implants to look like a woman if it gets rid of some terrorist. As Ugly as i would look with breast I still would be hotter then some arab women
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Post by bcc on Jun 30, 2009 22:56:33 GMT -5
W O W
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Post by montylfl on Jun 30, 2009 23:06:29 GMT -5
bcc.... anything for my country.
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Post by installman on Jul 2, 2009 12:33:34 GMT -5
W O W is right. I figured some people would find this funny, some might find it offensive, but I gotta tell ya I didn't expect anything like that.
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